EP013 – Ship of Monsters

Highlights from Episode 13

  • Watch the film on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB2THkkKigU
  • Make sure to send in feedback and make fun of Pete screwing up all the Spanish names.
  • Our hero, Eulalio González, had a long successful career as a norteño comedian.  He’s still got it in this video from 1988. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60tJMWQh-4
  • Don’t forget to head over to the website and read Troy’s explanation of the Gheory.  http://goodbeerbadmovienight.com/the-gheory/
  • Troy completely lost his shit at Dave’s Uncle Finger reference and we had to cut about 5 minutes of Troy giggling.
  • Central Ohio residents will do themselves a favor by visiting the Kenny Road Market or the Beer Mecca. https://www.facebook.com/KennyRoadMarket/
  • Uk, Tagual and Carasus toys can be found over at the Monsters in Motion website. https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=0&x=0&y=0&keyword=ship+of+monsters
  • Editing…all the editing….
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EP013 - Ship of Monsters

EP012 – Bio-Zombie (1998)

Highlights from episode 12

-Pete’s six minute synapses was rough but still got it in under the allotted time.

-GBBMN first: Kathleen didn’t fall asleep to this one but she did walk out on the film.

-Dave wasn’t drunk but his brain was and it checked out a few times much to the amusement of the rest of the cast.

-Angela Tong was NOT in The Walking Dead as Pete first thought.  Instead she was in Walking The Dead (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1573485/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)


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EP012 - Bio-Zombie (1998)

EP 011 – The Swarm (1978)

Highlights from Episode 11

  • Dave is 2 for 2 in selecting a unanimous 6 beer rating for another poor film choice.
  • There are SIX Academy Award winners in this film which NONE of them earned for this dreadful movie.
  • Dave apologizes to the cast for this film is a unique way.
  • Diesel Punk and Great Lakes Breweries are featured.
  • Who the HELL decided that this turd of a film needed and extended cut?
  • Thankfully we are informed by the ending credits included a disclaimer which reads: ‘The African killer bee portrayed in this film bears absolutely no relationship to the industrious, hardworking American honey bee [sic] to which we are indebted for pollinating vital crops that feed our nation.
  • Phil may have retired. Or has he??



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EP 011 - The Swarm (1978)

EP010 – Ski School (1990)

Highlights from Episode 10

  • With the Winter Olympics just around the corner we thought it appropriate to take a look at a very inappropriate sex comedy that also happens to have a little skiing in it.
  • Troy took one for the team and pulled a 6-minute synapses out of his butt.
  • Having seen this film in high school, both Dave and Pete should be ashamed of themselves.
  • Four new microphones help the cast sound their best ever.  Too bad the movie makes us all want to cry.
  • Featured breweries: Fatheads and Columbus Brewing Company
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EP010 - Ski School (1990)

EP009 – Jack Frost (1997)

Highlights from Episode 8

  • Blame falls squarely on the Spooky Pinball Podcast for our review of Jack Frost.  Thanks guys but please don’t do us any more favors.
  • Pete abused this month’s beer to the point where it was as bad as the movie.  Our humblest of apologizes to the Hoppin’ Frog Brewery.  We will do this again.
  • The Instagram account has a hilarious video of us pouring out the slush beer.  I’m so ashamed of myself.
  • The wise cracking killer ship had sailed by 1997 and left Jack Frost behind on shore.  I really wish they had taken Jack with them.
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EP009 - Jack Frost (1997)

EP008 – Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Clause

Highlights from Episode 8

  • Special guest host Donna inexplicably requests to sit in for this pile of turd.
  • Had technical difficulties with some strange feedback but got it cleared up.  Apologizes.
  • Other technical difficulties were caused the positioning of new equipment and a drunk host.  Again, apologizes.
  • Thanks to Kathleen and Troy we played Hallmark Holiday BINGO.  Sadly no one won.
  • It will never cease to amaze me the different things that the gals pick up
  • Meet the Santas (2005) is a direct sequel.
  • BtVS connection with Principal Quark.
  • Donna and Dave fixate on Crystal Bernard’s booty.
  • IMDB does not have a synopsis yet.  I think Kathleen should submit hers.
  • The Mulled wine snuk up on the cast and caused some silliness toward the end.
  • What happened to Phil this week?

Mulled Wine Recipe

1.5l concord grape wine

750ml Lambrusco

1 tbsp mulling spices

Mix everything and put in a crockpot on high until hot.  Pour mulled wine through a strainer or cheese cloth into a cup to remove solid spices.

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EP008 - Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Clause

EP007 – Battle Beyond the Stars

Highlights from Episode 7 – Battle Beyond the Stars

  • Big thanks to The Watchercast for letting us try out some new equipment.
  • Dave’s baritone voice is so smooth it makes me want to touch myself.
  • Roger Croman’s 1980 rip-off of Star Wars and Seven Samurai starring John Saxon, George Peppard, Robert Vaughn and Richard “JohnBoy” Thomas.
  • Featured Brewery: Three Floyd’s Brewery from Muncie, Indiana.
  • A first for GBBMN’s Six-Pack rating.
  • Phil makes his first appearance or does he?
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EP007 - Battle Beyond the Stars

EP006 – 7 Golden Vampires

Episode 6 – Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires

-Due to some technical issues we resorted to use a backup recording and it’s obviously MUCH closer to Kathleen and Troy.  Sorry folks, I promise to do better next time.

-An inordinate amount of Monty Python references due to the gang just having seen John Cleese present “The Holy Grail” at the Ohio Theatre.

-We go off topic and talk a little about the new It film.



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EP006 - 7 Golden Vampires

EP005 – Howard the Duck

To celebrate his birthday, Troy chose the 1986 Lucasfilm production Howard the Duck.  Along with this turd of a film Troy also brought a beer that tipped the ABV scale at 10% and it shows as the podcast quickly descends into drunken madness.


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Good Beer Bad Movie Night
EP005 - Howard the Duck

Ep004 – Gator

Episode 4 and it’s Kathleen’s first day so it her fault we had to watch this stinker from 1976.  Burt Reynolds’ directorial debut and sequel to White Lightning; Gator.

Kathleen also thought it would be a good idea to bring some moonshine along with a couple of beers.  Thanks for nothing, Kathleen.

We also debut a new opener by the Tortilla Street Band.  TSB’s motto: “The more you drink, the better we sound.”  Unfortunately the band got to the beer first and…well….you can let us know what you think.

Six pack rating for Gator:

Kathleen 5

Troy 4

Dave 4.5

Pete 5


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Ep004 - Gator