One may accurately determine the amount of gratuitous female nudity a movie contains based upon Kathleen’s level of annoyance. For example, Kathleen said the word “stupid” no fewer than 8 times within the first two minutes.
Pete needs ten minutes to give the six minute synopsis, so either Pete can’t count or we need to rename the six minute synopsis.
We sample some wonderful (and much needed) beers from our generous friends at Wolf’s Ridge Brewing, including:
Snow Cone Extra Pale Ale
Daybreak Coffee Vanilla Cream Ale
This movie was to be the second part of a Tales from the Crypt movie trilogy, and was apparently bad enough to more or less end the franchise.
If you feel like there aren’t enough movies featuring a scene where a guy gets darts thrown at his dick, boy do we have good news for you!
We determined the Crypt Keeper was the king of punny dad jokes before dad jokes were a thing.
Did I mention Kathleen was annoyed with this movie?
Who knew that a Dennis Miller/Erika Eleniak/Angie Everhart vehicle wouldn’t do well?
Pete watched a documentary about the production of Bordello of Blood. Also, apparently there’s a documentary about Bordello of Blood.
We all share a surprisingly fond appreciation for Corey Feldman.
The cast likely set a new record for mentions of the word “boobs” and its variants.
As there are Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans among the cast, we inevitably discuss vampire lore. This movie’s adherence to said lore is… spotty.
Perhaps some of the best exploding vampire scenes since From Dusk Till Dawn.
We almost try to make an argument that the movie is empowering to women but can’t do it with a straight face.
Frequency of the word “penis” and it’s variants (wang, dong, etc) is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.
Six Pack Ratings:
Seriously guys, Kathleen was very annoyed with this movie.