EP062 – A*P*E

  • Our Five Year Anniversary rolls back the clock to the very first episode we recorded which is now “lost” to time. APE is a special kind of awful that is a hoot to watch in a group of like minded friends. Watching it alone is not recommended.
  • Pete is an idiot. MASH was not filmed in South Korea. Please don’t listen to him. He dumb.
  • What is happening here? Could the interweb be full of conflicting information? What’s the biggest Great White ever caught? 20ft? 36ft? If you can’t rely on the interweb than who can you trust?
  • Troy has threatened the entire cast by stating he may have found his birthday month movie; King Kung Fu. Dear listener we implore you, PLEASE reach out to Troy and get him to change his mind.
  • No joke. Bye Bye Monkey is real. And real bad.
  • Featured Breweries:

Again, thanks for listening for the last five years. Here’s to five more.

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Episode 61 – Machete (2010)

Happy Cinco de Mayo to you. This year we deviate from or traditional weird luchador film and dive feet first into the ridiculous and bloody Machete.

Kathleen schools us all on how to say her maiden name correctly.

Featured Beers:
Trajo’s Cerveza Lager by the Lincoln Brewing company
Paradox Brewery Arno Palmer

Speaking of Danny Trejo, here’s that cookbook Pete was talking about.

Lemon Drop Hop is a song from the 60s we never got.

Our mixer is failing us so we’ll have new equipment next show.

We’re taking a personal day next month so there will not be a show in June. Come back in July to help us celebrate our FIVE year anniversary.

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Episode 61 - Machete (2010)
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EP060 – Mean Girls (2004)

We celebrate Kathleen’s faux-birthday with a very NOT bad movie…MEAN GIRLS! Lindsay Lohan battles the ultimate evil that is Rachel McAdams’ Regina George. And Troy finally discovers what the hell Kathleen has been talking about for the past 15 years as he at last watches the source of 95% of her movie quotes.

Featured Beers:

Urban Artifact – Kaleidoscope
Perennial Artisan Ales – Mental Fractions

6 Pack Rating:

  • Kathleen – 0
  • Troy – 1
  • Pete – 1
  • Dave – 1
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EP060 - Mean Girls (2004)
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EP059 – Wild Wild West (1999)

Dave continues his streak of choosing yet another of the most reviled movies in the history of Good Beer Bad Movie Night. Earning a rare rating of sixes across the board– 1999’s Wild Wild West earned the absolute lowest possible score, generally reserved for movies which are staggeringly, insultingly bad.

Featured Beer:

6-Pack Rating:

  • Dave: 6
  • Troy: 6
  • Kathleen 6
  • Pete: 6

Don’t forget to check out the other shows over on the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.

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EP059 - Wild Wild West (1999)
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EP058 – Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Pete had high hopes for this film. It seemed to have all the makings for a great “bad movie” but it turned out to be a boring dud with dodgy rules. Shockingly, Kathleen and Pete see eye to eye on this film.

Pete needs to learn the difference between cellulite and celluloid. Ya dummy.

I made a “Herman’s Head” reference and asked our younger listeners to ask their parents about it but now that I think about it, I should have told them to ask their GRANDPARENTS about that show. In other words, my references continue to get older and older. Thank goodness I stay the same age.

Dave tries a new fad where you snort beer instead of drinking it or maybe he just did it by accident. Either way it’s not recommended.

“Coked-off-you-tits” is now trademarked by GBBMN c/o Fifty Foot Brewing; LLC.

Don’t forget to check out the other shows over on the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.

Featured beer:
Maine Beer Brewing Company: Lunch
Wolf’s Ridge: All the Breakfast

6-Pack Rating:
Dave – 2
Troy – 0
Kathleen and Pete – 4

Featured podcasts:
Orphaned Entertainment
Give Me Back My Action Movies

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EP058 - Maximum Overdrive (1986)
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EP057 -Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)

Otherwise entitled “Tremors in the snow” by Kathleen. She’s not wrong.

Pete’s under the weather and sounds like a muppet. That said it seems that we had some unexpected technical issues from the recording. One of these days we’ll grow up and become a REAL podcast.

Somehow there are 7 Tremors movies. Baffling and wonderful all at the same time.

The boys set up a game for Kathleen and that she proceeded to ace disappointing Pete who thought he was so clever. Try again loser.

Congratulations to Dan and Brennon for 10 flipping years of Corrupted Youth Podcast. Go check out this father and son duo.

Ratings:
– Kathleen: 5
-Troy, Pete and Dave: 4

Don’t forget to check out the other shows on the Give Me Back my Podcast Network. Sludgecast\Monster Movie Stompdown, Give me Back my Action Movies, Give me Back my Horror Movies and the upcoming Give me Back my Pro Wrestling.

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EP057 -Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)
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EP056 – It’s Christmas, Eve. (The Hallmark Holiday Mutiny.)

Kathleen stages a mutiny and restores the Good Beer Bad Movie Night tradition of watching a crappy Hallmark Holiday movie instead the promised Tremors: Cold Day in Hell. Not only did she kick me off the show for an episode she made me edit the damn thing as well. Merry freaking Christmas to me.

I apologize for the sound quality but this is what you get when a bunch of armatures take over.

If you listen to the outtakes it has become painfully clear that Kathleen does not listen to her own podcast as she thinks our shows are “30-40 minutes and sometimes we push an hour.”

Glogg is a real thing! Here’s a recipe.

Featured drinks:

  • Drunken Rudolf; Hot Coco, Baileys Fireball Cinnamon Whisky, Ice Cream, Whip Cream, Cherry, Rosemary
  • Grinch Punch: Green Hawaiian Punch, Sprite, (Optional: choice of booze)

Personally, I’m very disappointed Kathleen didn’t break out the Hallmark Holiday Bingo Cards.

Thanks for listening. Have a safe and Happy Holiday.

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EP056 - It's Christmas, Eve. (The Hallmark Holiday Mutiny.)
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EP055 – Grabbers (2012)

After an unfortunate loss of an entire episode (that still makes my heart hurt saying) we are back with a beer-drinking creature feature that was surprisingly well received by the cast.

The big news that was supposed to land last month is the we’ve joined the Give Me Back My Podcast Network and are excited to see where this takes the show. Please go visit and like the network as well as Give Me Back My Action Movies, Give Me Back My Horror Movies and The Monster Movie Stompdown. Pretty soon all the shows will be in on feed for easy downloading. Keep an eye on the network page because there’s a bunch of talk behind the curtain about several new shows starting up in the near future.

The Vampriotoothus is nightmare fuel. Good luck sleeping.

Believe you me when I saw the burying dead whales is a MUCH better way to take care of a beached whale.

Featured Beers:

Six-Pack Rating:

  • Dave: 2 beers
  • Kathleen: 3 beers
  • Troy: 2 beers
  • Pete: 2 beers

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EP055 - Grabbers (2012)
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EP053 – The Last Boy Scout (1991)

I’ve given the Pick Six Movie Podcast some friendly ribbing recently for “mining” GBBMN for content since Howard the Duck, Grizzly, The Swarm and Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas were all covered by GBBMN first. Well now I have egg on my face as the Last Boy Scout was recently covered by our friends with and equally ridiculous show anagram, Give Me Back My Action Movies. While I’m certain Kathleen did not know GMBMAMs had already covered this month’s film I still feel the need to admit my hypocrisy.

Swallowing an ice cube is not something Troy recommends.

We love when you send us movie suggestions but please avoid sending films that involve poop or the collection of poop. Kathleen will find out where you live and then it’s out of my hands.

Featured Beer:

DuClaw’s Regular Beer

Heart State Brewing’s Ache Orange Creamsicle Sour

Six-Pack Rating:

Pete, Dave, Kathleen, Troy: 1 beer consensus.

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EP053 - The Last Boy Scout (1991)
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