Letting our sadistic listeners choose our movie has become something of a March tradition here at Good Beer Bad Movie Night. This year’s options were carefully selected to ensure groan-worthy fun without sending Kathleen into an apoplectic rage.
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Plot: A data courier, literally carrying a data package inside his head, must deliver it before he dies from the burden or is killed by the Yakuza.
Ever see Henry Rollins fight Dolph Lundgren? ‘CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA!
Plot: A prince and a fellowship of companions set out to rescue his bride from a fortress of alien invaders who have arrived on their home planet.
Before Liam Neeson made a career rescuing people—oh wait.
Clash of the Titans (2010)
Plot: Perseus demigod, son of Zeus, battles the minions of the underworld to stop them from conquering heaven and earth.
Remember when the world was clamoring for a remake of Clash of the Titans? Yeah, us either.
Judge Dredd (1995)
Plot: In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field judiciary powers), is convicted for a crime he did not commit and must face his murderous counterpart.
Oh Diane Lane. Soooo hot…
Now select the movie below. Voting closes 2/7/2020.
DO IT! DO IT NAAAUUUGH!