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EP022 – Transylvania 6-5000

Highlights from Episode 22

  • Featured Brewery:
  • Pete is very proud of his unique ending to the six minute synopsis.
  • The AMAZING growler that Kathleen got Troy for Christmas can be found here.  It’s a perfect gift for a craft beer drinker.  https://www.growlerwerks.com/
  • Correct me if I’m wrong but comedies are supposed to be funny.
  • The cast continues to blame Pete for being exposed to these films and Pete reminds them that they signed up for this.
  • Since Kathleen refuses to use it, I’ll use #whiskypoop here in the show notes.
  • Dave’s Jeff Goldblum impersonation is on par with his Christopher Walker.
  • We have a sister cast down under!  Check out Good Beer Bad Movie Pod on facebook.  They do things a lot differently than we do and just posted their first episode on Soundcloud.  Both casts agree that we need to make road trips to each others backyard.
  • Clearly the ENTIRE cast is unaware of how time works because by the time you hear this the poll for Dave’s birthday movie will be over.
  • Kathleen couldn’t wrap her brain around the concept of a shower beer.  Looks like Kathleen needs to catch up with the rest of us. Shower Beer Holder
  • Ratings:
    • Kathleen: 4
    • Pete: 4
    • Troy: 2
    • Dave: 3
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EP022 - Transylvania 6-5000
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Choose the movie for March

Alright, so we’re doing a first for Good Beer Bad Movie Night– letting you choose which cinematic embarrassment we must endure for next month!  Review the choices below then select the movie in the form below.  Or don’t.  I don’t care.

Saturn 3

Plot:  Two lovers stationed at a remote base in the asteroid fields of Saturn are intruded upon by a retentive technocrat from Earth and his charge: a malevolent eight foot robot.

Hopefully we won’t need to watch the first two Saturns to understand this one.  (Kidding– it’s not a sequel!  Hahaha oh my sides… )

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The Norseman

Plot:  An eleventh century Viking Prince sails to America to find his father, who on a previous voyage had been captured by Indians.

It’s always in the last place you look.

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Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

Plot: Three women make an emergency landing on a planet plagued with a fatal disease, but are captured by dictator Overdog. Adventurer Wolff goes there to rescue them and meets Niki, the only Earthling left from a medical expedition. Combining their talents, they try to rescue the women.

I assume the second “f” in “Wolff” is silent.

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The Being

Plot:   A mutated creature is wreaking havoc in a small town in Idaho. A police chief and a government scientist team up to save their rural town from its menace.

If you say “wreaking havoc” out loud enough times it stops sounding like words.

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Frogs

Plot:   A group of helpless victims celebrate a birthday on an island estate crawling with killer amphibians, birds, insects, and reptiles.

Well that’s just poor party planning.

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Got it? Now select the movie below. It’s kind of like choose your own adventure, except “your own adventure” is actually “our horrible suffering.”

Polling for the next bad movie has ended.

Maybe move a little faster next time, Captain Slowpoke.

EP021 – Gremlins 2 (1990)

Highlights from episode 21

  • Happy New Year from the cast.  We’re excited bout moving forward into our third year.
  • ALL the cameos!  Can you catch them all?
  • Dave uses his mouth prettier than a 20 dollar whore and reads our first beer selection in Hawaiian.  Les Quatres Surfeurs De L’Apocalypso
  • Who does Gremlin noises better; Troy or Dave?  It’s up to you to decide.
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EP021 - Gremlins 2 (1990)
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EP020 – A Carol Christmas (2003)

Highlights from Episode 20

  • The GBBMN cast offers their yearly holiday gift to our listeners by watching the regrettable Hallmark Holiday Made for TV film so you don’t have to.  Not that any sane listener would have plans to sit down with this “Christmas Carol” remake stinker on their own anyways.
  • Tori Spelling, Gary Coleman and William Shatner star in this what can only be described as a “pay-check’ film.  Hey, we all gotta eat.
  • Special remote guest Sludge from the Sludgecast Podcast helps us play a game called “SHATNER.”  Tune in to see how it turned out and make sure to listen to listen to all the nerdy goodness over at  Sludgecast.
  • GBBMN does cast out a challenge to Sludge to play a round of Walker.  Stay tuned late in the show as Dave throws down the gauntlet and sets the standard.
  • The Shatner game did get the cast over enthused leading to a few necessary adjustments to the volume to avoid exploding the eardrums of our beloved listeners.
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EP020 - A Carol Christmas (2003)
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EP019 – Spooky Encounters (1980)

Highlights from EP019

  • The word “Seasonal” seems to be extra difficult to say even BEFORE  we started drinking.
  • Our first beer “vertical” as we compared Southern Tier’s Pumking and the Rum Barrel Aged Pumking.
  • I promised the cast that I would never bring two 9% beers to the show again and I have held true to my word.  Pumking 8.6% Rum Barrel Aged Pumking 13.4%.  Sorry not sorry.
  • Even for 1980, there were two shocking scenes that couldn’t have been filmed in Hollywood.  YIKES!
  • After recording, Troy, Dave and Pete attended the Ohio premier of Christopher R. Mhim’s “Guns of the Apocalypse.”  Check out his entire library on Amazon Prime and visit his website www.sainteuphoria.com
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EP019 - Spooky Encounters (1980)
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EP018 – The Dungeonmaster: Ragewar (1984)

The Dungeonmaster or Ragewar

Highlights of episode 18

  • Will we forgive Troy for his birthday selection?  We get some full frontal nudity within the first 3 minutes of the film so he may get a pass.
  • Is it really a good idea to have seven different people direct seven different stories? This movie points to “no”.
  • Richard Mull gets a little handsy with our female lead. Gross.
  • We get a special guest appearance of Blackie Lawless giving us some major metal face.
  • What do you do when you run out of ideas but need to end the movie?  You end the movie.
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EP018 - The Dungeonmaster: Ragewar (1984)
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EP017 – Hudson Hawk (1991)

Highlights from Episode 17

  • Kathleen’s birthday present to the show is a healthy dose of her TV boyfriend Bruce Willis.
  • Before they were stars.
  • Some Dad jokes sneak into the show.  We have no regrets.
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EP017 - Hudson Hawk (1991)
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EP016 – Tuff Turf (1985) Super Sized Episode

Highlights from the show

  • Special Guest Host and Superfan Jen schools the cast with one for the best Six-Minute Synopsis the show has ever had.  Clearly, Jen raises the bar for the show and make it way smarter than it was ever intended to be.
  • However, in one swift move, Jen loses points by surprising the cast with beverages that aren’t what one would describe as beer.
  • Star Watch: This film could be described as an Avengers prequel if you were from Bizzaro-World where the Earth is a cube.
  • Jen learned words.  Specifically ABV.
  • Pete stayed relatively sober.  Relative to what is still in question.
  • Dave swore to take the cast down with his as he’s now on a quest to make us all suffer.
  • Jen gave Tuff Turf a Six-Pack Rating of “Less Than Zero.”  I see what you did there, Jen.
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EP016 - Tuff Turf (1985) Super Sized Episode
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EP015 – Werequito: Nazi Hunter (2016)

Episode 15 Highlights (or low-lights depending on your perspective.)

  • GBBMN contributed some moolah to help Christopher R. Mihm make his next feature film; Queen of Snakes (2019) and got our name in the credits!! http://www.sainteuphoria.com/queen.html
  • Christopher R. Mihm’s entire catalog of films can be streamed on Amazon Prime.
  • Please join the cast in thinking of other Crystal references.
  • Two 9% + beers may not have been the best idea as the podcast gets a little loopy and long winded toward the end. And by little I mean sloppy.
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EP015 - Werequito: Nazi Hunter (2016)
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EP014 – Speed Racer (2008)

Highlights from episode 14

  • Pete goes off the deep end with his 6-minute synopsis and presents the stunned cast with his own dark fan theory.
  • Summer is here and that means fishing!  We have a taste of Land Grant’s Grapefruit Walleye.  The “Gheory” is tested with this one.
  • Fifty Foot Brewery weaves a tale from an unpublished book, “Adventures in Homebrewing” and shares their new Soma Berry Cider with the cast.
  • John Goodman, Susan Sarandon and Christina Ricci turn in fantastic performances while simultaneously getting their throats slit by the nonsensical storytelling.
  • The bizzare restaurant Kathleen was talking about with the spaghetti Ice cream; Culvers!
  • Kathleen and Pete finally agree on a rating

 

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EP014 - Speed Racer (2008)
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