Special Guest Host and Superfan Jen schools the cast with one for the best Six-Minute Synopsis the show has ever had. Clearly, Jen raises the bar for the show and make it way smarter than it was ever intended to be.
However, in one swift move, Jen loses points by surprising the cast with beverages that aren’t what one would describe as beer.
Star Watch: This film could be described as an Avengers prequel if you were from Bizzaro-World where the Earth is a cube.
Jen learned words. Specifically ABV.
Pete stayed relatively sober. Relative to what is still in question.
Dave swore to take the cast down with his as he’s now on a quest to make us all suffer.
Jen gave Tuff Turf a Six-Pack Rating of “Less Than Zero.” I see what you did there, Jen.
Episode 15 Highlights (or low-lights depending on your perspective.)
GBBMN contributed some moolah to help Christopher R. Mihm make his next feature film; Queen of Snakes (2019) and got our name in the credits!! http://www.sainteuphoria.com/queen.html
Christopher R. Mihm’s entire catalog of films can be streamed on Amazon Prime.
Please join the cast in thinking of other Crystal references.
Two 9% + beers may not have been the best idea as the podcast gets a little loopy and long winded toward the end. And by little I mean sloppy.
Pete goes off the deep end with his 6-minute synopsis and presents the stunned cast with his own dark fan theory.
Summer is here and that means fishing! We have a taste of Land Grant’s Grapefruit Walleye. The “Gheory” is tested with this one.
Fifty Foot Brewery weaves a tale from an unpublished book, “Adventures in Homebrewing” and shares their new Soma Berry Cider with the cast.
John Goodman, Susan Sarandon and Christina Ricci turn in fantastic performances while simultaneously getting their throats slit by the nonsensical storytelling.
The bizzare restaurant Kathleen was talking about with the spaghetti Ice cream; Culvers!
Watch the film on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB2THkkKigU
Make sure to send in feedback and make fun of Pete screwing up all the Spanish names.
Our hero, Eulalio González, had a long successful career as a norteño comedian. He’s still got it in this video from 1988. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60tJMWQh-4
Don’t forget to head over to the website and read Troy’s explanation of the Gheory. https://goodbeerbadmovienight.com/the-gheory/
Troy completely lost his shit at Dave’s Uncle Finger reference and we had to cut about 5 minutes of Troy giggling.
Central Ohio residents will do themselves a favor by visiting the Kenny Road Market or the Beer Mecca. https://www.facebook.com/KennyRoadMarket/
Uk, Tagual and Carasus toys can be found over at the Monsters in Motion website. https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=0&x=0&y=0&keyword=ship+of+monsters
-Pete’s six minute synapses was rough but still got it in under the allotted time.
-GBBMN first: Kathleen didn’t fall asleep to this one but she did walk out on the film.
-Dave wasn’t drunk but his brain was and it checked out a few times much to the amusement of the rest of the cast.
-Angela Tong was NOT in The Walking Dead as Pete first thought. Instead she was in Walking The Dead (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1573485/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)
Dave is 2 for 2 in selecting a unanimous 6 beer rating for another poor film choice.
There are SIX Academy Award winners in this film which NONE of them earned for this dreadful movie.
Dave apologizes to the cast for this film is a unique way.
Diesel Punk and Great Lakes Breweries are featured.
Who the HELL decided that this turd of a film needed and extended cut?
Thankfully we are informed by the ending credits included a disclaimer which reads: ‘The African killer bee portrayed in this film bears absolutely no relationship to the industrious, hardworking American honey bee [sic] to which we are indebted for pollinating vital crops that feed our nation.
With the Winter Olympics just around the corner we thought it appropriate to take a look at a very inappropriate sex comedy that also happens to have a little skiing in it.
Troy took one for the team and pulled a 6-minute synapses out of his butt.
Having seen this film in high school, both Dave and Pete should be ashamed of themselves.
Four new microphones help the cast sound their best ever. Too bad the movie makes us all want to cry.
Featured breweries: Fatheads and Columbus Brewing Company
Blame falls squarely on the Spooky Pinball Podcast for our review of Jack Frost. Thanks guys but please don’t do us any more favors.
Pete abused this month’s beer to the point where it was as bad as the movie. Our humblest of apologizes to the Hoppin’ Frog Brewery. We will do this again.
The Instagram account has a hilarious video of us pouring out the slush beer. I’m so ashamed of myself.
The wise cracking killer ship had sailed by 1997 and left Jack Frost behind on shore. I really wish they had taken Jack with them.
