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EP068 – Death Spa (1988)

  • Happy New Year, listener, welcome to 2023. The question for our first episode of the year is, Has Pete picked the most perfect movie for GBBMN? Does this movie completely embody the the essence and the spirit of GBBMN? Has Kathleen reached a new level of loathing for the show and more specifically Pete for selecting this film? Was it worst than “The Swarm?” These questions and more will all be answered.
  • Pete is still the Six minute synapsis. Can he keep his record perfect?
  • Speaking of the Six Minute Synapsis, the best joke of the bit is lost when the cast thinks the mention of “PE” is for physical education and not premature ejaculation. There’s a damn good joke down the drain.
  • Getting stuck in the Denver International gave Pete PTSD but we tried to make the best of it by poking fun of Southwest Airlines. Assholes.
  • Not wiping down gym equipment after your sweaty ass is done with it is an affront to god. Please wipe down the machines, you mongoloid.
  • Inspired by the health spa, Kathleen brought the boys some genuine Spa Eye Patches. Check Facebook and Instagram to see how ridiculous the boys look.
  • Pete needs to turn in his pulp fiction membership card. Tarzan was NOT created by Robert E. Howard but rather Edgar Rice Burroughs. Pete is a dummy.
  • The cast made some new friends and hope you head over to listen to their show.
  • Featured Beers:
  • Six-Pack Rating
    • Kathleen: 5
    • Pete: 1
    • Troy: 1
    • Dave: 1

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EP068 - Death Spa (1988)
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EP067 – Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

Departing from our tradition of reviewing a Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas movie during the holiday season, the GBBMN cast reviews Anna and the Apocalypse. Knowing Pete is not a fan of musicals or zombie movies, naturally Kathleen chose a zombie musical.

We’re joined this episode by special guests Katie, Jodi, and Donna.

The Six Pack Ratings were all over the place this time, so check out the movie! Or not!

Beers

Six Pack Ratings

  • Jodi: 2
  • Katie: 3
  • Donna: 4
  • Pete: 2
  • Dave: 3
  • Troy: 0
  • Kathleen: 1
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EP067 - Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
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EP066 – Spawn (1997)

This movie sucked the life out of the cast. Nate from Give Me Back My Horror Movies is to blame and he WILL live to regret it.

If you haven’t surmised by now, Pete is an idiot. Columbus Brewing Company was started in 1988 and NOT 1998. Pete is a dummy.

I am a firm believer of individuality and a strong supporter of “liking what you like,” but fans of this film should seriously seek medical attention. Kathleen summed it up perfectly saying it was both gross and boring.

Featured Beers
R. Shea Brewing Pumpkin Ale
Heavy Seas Brewing: Impending Doom 3

Six Pack Rating:
Kathleen: 6 + the three the boys didn’t finish.
Dave: 5
Troy: 5
Pete: 5

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EP065 – Flash Gordon (1980)

This month is Troy’s fault…and no one really minds! Celebrate Troy’s *redacted* birthday with the 1980 cult classic…Flash Gordon!

Listen to Pete, Dave, Kathleen and Troy try and fit everything they say into the iconic Flash Theme Song.

Troy treats(?!) us to a…er…rousing 6-minute synopsis.

Two beers. One Brewery. North High Brewing dominated Troy’s 2022:

Six Pack Ratings

Pete: 2
Kathleen: 1
Dave: 1
Troy: 1

Don’t forget to check out all the great shows on the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.

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EP064 – Zombie Strippers (A Jeff Larkin Tribute)

FOR NANA!!

This show is dedicated to my dear friend Jeff Larkin who unexpectedly passed away from a heart attack at 52. Jeff was the best kind of friend you could have; tough love when you needed a kick in the pants, kindness when you were in pain and fiercely loyal. His laughter was infectious even if his jokes were terrible. He loved and was loved and will be missed. God bless his family and all he touched.

Jeff was part of the original crew of GBBMN when it was just me hosting movie parties in my basement. Zombie Strippers was one of his favorite that we had the misfortune to watch. This show is for you my friend.

FOR NANA!!

Kathleen is jealous of my crazy six-minute synopsis skills and refuses to give me a one minute countdown. Jerk face. I’ll show you.

Kathleen is blessed with participating in a game that not only peels the scabs of old wounds but also grosses out the whole cast. Thanks to Charlie and Nate for the bitchin’ suggestions.

I didn’t get to talk about Madame Blavatsky so I want to make quick mention of her weird life. In a nutshell, she was a Russian spiritualist that moved to the United States and started a cult called Theosophy in 1875.  It has been described as an esoteric religion sharing a boarder-line with occultism.
The Ska band Johnny Scoko sang a song on their debut album Oh! I DO Hope it’s Roast Beef called Madame Blavatsky which is where I first heard of her back in the mid-90s.

FOR NANA!!

We find out that Dave was only a few credits away from being a philosophy major. I dare you to ask him about it.

Pete never got around to telling the strip club story involving he and Dave. I’ll have to put that story back in the pile for later.

Dave picked out some wonderful beer. Well, I say wonderful. They were certainly an experience.
– Drekker Brewery’s Braaaaaaains Blackberryberry/Guava
– Three Floyd’s Zombie Dust

FOR NANA!!

Troy corrects Pete AGAIN about where in Indiana Three Floyd’s Brewery is located. I get it, Troy. It’s Munster, not Muncie.

Six-Pack Rating:
Troy: 4
Kathleen: 6 (no surprise)
Dave: 4
Pete: 4

Friends of the show promos
Nashycast
Monster Movie Stompdown

Don’t forget to check out all the great shows on the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.

FOR NANA!!

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EP064 - Zombie Strippers (A Jeff Larkin Tribute)
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EP063 – John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)

We don’t cover action movies very often but Dave wanted to do this one and who are we to deny him? We had our first “straight” rating. Well it’s more of a straight than a full house. Get with the poker program, Kathleen.

We’re not sure if we’ve ever covered a film with a more unlikable cast.

Pete cut about 20 minutes of unfocused gobbledygook that had nothing to do with nothing and we still had a long episode. Sorry not sorry.

Thanks again to our friends at Perfect Pour for helping us pick out the tasty beers this month.

Beers of the month:
– Nocterra Brewery‘s California Swell Line
– Voodoo Brewery‘s Voodoo Love Child

Rating:
Dave – 2
Pete – 3
Troy – 4
Kathleen – 5

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EP063 - John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
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EP062 – A*P*E

  • Our Five Year Anniversary rolls back the clock to the very first episode we recorded which is now “lost” to time. APE is a special kind of awful that is a hoot to watch in a group of like minded friends. Watching it alone is not recommended.
  • Pete is an idiot. MASH was not filmed in South Korea. Please don’t listen to him. He dumb.
  • What is happening here? Could the interweb be full of conflicting information? What’s the biggest Great White ever caught? 20ft? 36ft? If you can’t rely on the interweb than who can you trust?
  • Troy has threatened the entire cast by stating he may have found his birthday month movie; King Kung Fu. Dear listener we implore you, PLEASE reach out to Troy and get him to change his mind.
  • No joke. Bye Bye Monkey is real. And real bad.
  • Featured Breweries:

Again, thanks for listening for the last five years. Here’s to five more.

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Episode 61 – Machete (2010)

Happy Cinco de Mayo to you. This year we deviate from or traditional weird luchador film and dive feet first into the ridiculous and bloody Machete.

Kathleen schools us all on how to say her maiden name correctly.

Featured Beers:
– Trajo’s Cerveza Lager by the Lincoln Brewing company
– Paradox Brewery Arno Palmer

Speaking of Danny Trejo, here’s that cookbook Pete was talking about.

Lemon Drop Hop is a song from the 60s we never got.

Our mixer is failing us so we’ll have new equipment next show.

We’re taking a personal day next month so there will not be a show in June. Come back in July to help us celebrate our FIVE year anniversary.

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Episode 61 - Machete (2010)
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EP060 – Mean Girls (2004)

We celebrate Kathleen’s faux-birthday with a very NOT bad movie…MEAN GIRLS! Lindsay Lohan battles the ultimate evil that is Rachel McAdams’ Regina George. And Troy finally discovers what the hell Kathleen has been talking about for the past 15 years as he at last watches the source of 95% of her movie quotes.

Featured Beers:

Urban Artifact – Kaleidoscope
Perennial Artisan Ales – Mental Fractions

6 Pack Rating:

  • Kathleen – 0
  • Troy – 1
  • Pete – 1
  • Dave – 1
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EP059 – Wild Wild West (1999)

Dave continues his streak of choosing yet another of the most reviled movies in the history of Good Beer Bad Movie Night. Earning a rare rating of sixes across the board– 1999’s Wild Wild West earned the absolute lowest possible score, generally reserved for movies which are staggeringly, insultingly bad.

Featured Beer:

6-Pack Rating:

  • Dave: 6
  • Troy: 6
  • Kathleen 6
  • Pete: 6

Don’t forget to check out the other shows over on the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.

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