EP056 – It’s Christmas, Eve. (The Hallmark Holiday Mutiny.)

Kathleen stages a mutiny and restores the Good Beer Bad Movie Night tradition of watching a crappy Hallmark Holiday movie instead the promised Tremors: Cold Day in Hell. Not only did she kick me off the show for an episode she made me edit the damn thing as well. Merry freaking Christmas to me.

I apologize for the sound quality but this is what you get when a bunch of armatures take over.

If you listen to the outtakes it has become painfully clear that Kathleen does not listen to her own podcast as she thinks our shows are “30-40 minutes and sometimes we push an hour.”

Glogg is a real thing! Here’s a recipe.

Featured drinks:

  • Drunken Rudolf; Hot Coco, Baileys Fireball Cinnamon Whisky, Ice Cream, Whip Cream, Cherry, Rosemary
  • Grinch Punch: Green Hawaiian Punch, Sprite, (Optional: choice of booze)

Personally, I’m very disappointed Kathleen didn’t break out the Hallmark Holiday Bingo Cards.

Thanks for listening. Have a safe and Happy Holiday.

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EP056 - It's Christmas, Eve. (The Hallmark Holiday Mutiny.)
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EP055 – Grabbers (2012)

After an unfortunate loss of an entire episode (that still makes my heart hurt saying) we are back with a beer-drinking creature feature that was surprisingly well received by the cast.

The big news that was supposed to land last month is the we’ve joined the Give Me Back My Podcast Network and are excited to see where this takes the show. Please go visit and like the network as well as Give Me Back My Action Movies, Give Me Back My Horror Movies and The Monster Movie Stompdown. Pretty soon all the shows will be in on feed for easy downloading. Keep an eye on the network page because there’s a bunch of talk behind the curtain about several new shows starting up in the near future.

The Vampriotoothus is nightmare fuel. Good luck sleeping.

Believe you me when I saw the burying dead whales is a MUCH better way to take care of a beached whale.

Featured Beers:

Six-Pack Rating:

  • Dave: 2 beers
  • Kathleen: 3 beers
  • Troy: 2 beers
  • Pete: 2 beers

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EP055 - Grabbers (2012)
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EP053 – The Last Boy Scout (1991)

I’ve given the Pick Six Movie Podcast some friendly ribbing recently for “mining” GBBMN for content since Howard the Duck, Grizzly, The Swarm and Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas were all covered by GBBMN first. Well now I have egg on my face as the Last Boy Scout was recently covered by our friends with and equally ridiculous show anagram, Give Me Back My Action Movies. While I’m certain Kathleen did not know GMBMAMs had already covered this month’s film I still feel the need to admit my hypocrisy.

Swallowing an ice cube is not something Troy recommends.

We love when you send us movie suggestions but please avoid sending films that involve poop or the collection of poop. Kathleen will find out where you live and then it’s out of my hands.

Featured Beer:

DuClaw’s Regular Beer

Heart State Brewing’s Ache Orange Creamsicle Sour

Six-Pack Rating:

Pete, Dave, Kathleen, Troy: 1 beer consensus.

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EP053 - The Last Boy Scout (1991)
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EP052 – Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

It’s been way too long since we’ve reviewed a kung-fu movie and Dave picked a modern classic. Kung Fu Hustle is an absurd film in the most wonderful way.

One of our shortest episodes packs in a lot of laughs in a universally adored film. Yes EVEN Kathleen likes this one.

Kathleen’s initial description of this evenings first beer is completely incorrect. Cheer Team does NOT taste like tar. Stop it you big cry baby.

Pete’s a prick and didn’t bring anyone a sticker from his beer adventures.

WE LOVE YOU FREDDY MERCURY!

Beer of the evening.

Cheer Team – Three Floyd’s Brewing, Munster, Indiana

Who Loves Orange Soda? – Tripping Animals Brewery, Doral, Fl

Ratings:

Kathleen – 1

Dave, Troy and Pete – 0

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EP052 - Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
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EP051 – Independent Film Lovin’

Independent Film Month

It’s that time of year again…the one month of the year when the cast stops insulting the subpar works of Hollywood and instead they say nice things about the passion projects of up and coming filmmakers! Independent Movie Month!

This time, Pete brings us two proper horror films.

We start with Colm Donston’s Happy Campers. A classic riff on camp councilors that get picked off one by one by a psychotic killer. Watch it free on YouTube!

Next, the crew reviews Joe DeMuro’s Tales of Dracula. Get your own copy of Tales of Dracula from Amazon. Only $6.98! Support local art!

That’s a pretty kick-ass Drac!

And don’t forget to check out the classic “silicone can-covers that look like soda so you can cover your beer cans“, but it’s not to trick law enforcement! It’s just a gag! Promise!

The Beers

Founders – Mas Agave Clasica Lime

Urban Artifact – Keypunch Key Lime Gose

Founders – Porter

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EP051 - Independent Film Lovin'
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EP050 – Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Oh boy do we have some problems. Our first in-person recording since the world ended and it’s like we forgot how to set up the equipment. The audio, much like Pete’s jokes, is dodgy at best. Please forgive us but you get what you pay for.

https://untappd.com/b/hi-wire-brewing-oude-trois-sour-saison/3856967

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EP050 - Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
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EP049 – Champions of Justice (1971)

Champions of Justice
  • In which Kathleen desperately tries to find us another May holiday to celebrate
  • Pete attempts to guess at the meaning of Japanese words
  • Dave’s cat lodges several complaints
  • Luchadors’ Goddaughters are turned into ‘babesicles’
  • We find ourselves with a wide range of opinions on the movie:
    • Troy – 1 beer
    • Pete – 1 beer
    • Dave – 3 beers
    • Kathleen – 4 beers

Featured Beers

Great Lakes Mexican Lager with Lime

Against the Grain Retitled Pils

Did we lie? … Ain’t she gorgeous!?!

…and to finally let you all in on the song that Kathleen sings each episode:

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EP049 - Champions of Justice (1971)
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EP048 – Grizzly (1976)

Grizzly is a bonkers Jaws rip-off that wasn’t as horrible as you might think it would be. My guess is that Pete’s entertaining 6-minute synopsis may have softened the casts view.

The cast throws up a little in their collective mouths after reminiscing about our poor choices of college beers. “Anything Ice. blech” – Troy

Dave introduces the world to the game, “Fizz-Ball” and Pete introduces the world to the game, “Six Degrees to Godzilla.”

Kathleen is starting a Kickstarter to bring back the old-timey phrase, “Up Yours!”

Question of the show: Is Dave a cannibal? If not than how does he know what people taste like?

The second beer we sampled gave the entire cast a case of unexpected sound effects.

Featured Beers:
– In lieu of having Schlitz we tried Stroh’s.
– Sour Monkey from Victory Brewing (ooh!)

6-Pack Rating:
Dave – 1
Troy – 3
Kathleen – 3
Pete – 2

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EP048 - Grizzly (1976)
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EP047 – Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

Johnny Mnemonic movie poster

Join the Good Beer Bad Movie Night podcast as we slog through Johnny Mnemonic, Dave’s horrible birthday pick! On a somewhat related note, Dave may no longer be allowed to choose movies.

Highlights from Episode 47

  • This movie may be the final evidence that Dave in fact hates the rest of the cast.
  • Johnny Mnemonic may be the best Keanu Reeves performance since Bram Stoker’s Dracula. (WE LOVE YOU, KEANU!)
  • Accurate predictions of 2021 from a movie released in 1995:
    • People wearing masks because of a pandemic
    • Over proliferation of technology affecting people psychologically, yet we can’t do without it.
    • Corporations run everything
    • Keanu Reeves, Henry Rollins and Ice T are still awesome
  • Not so accurate predictions:
    • Using virtual reality goggles and haptic gloves to navigate the internet like Tron (though Dave’s still holding out hope)
    • We’ll still be using pay phones, VCRs, and calling cards
    • Cybernetically enhanced preachers moonlighting as contract killers
  • Keanu has a sophisticated neural implant that holds up to 320GB of data. Today a USB flash drive of comparable size would cost about $15 to $30.

Beers of the episode:

Six Pack Rating:

  • Troy: 4
  • Kathleen: 4
  • Pete: 4
  • Dave: 2

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EP047 - Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
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