You know, when I was typing “Dick Tracy” into my phone, trying to look up information on this stinker of a film, autocorrect changed the title to “Duck Tracy”. I think they should have made THAT film. It would surely have been better than this.
The gang obviously forgot to take their various medications this episode, becuase they are ALL OVER the place. Or maybe they just don’t want to talk about Dick Tracy. Anything is possible.
Six-Pace Rating: Pete: 4 (and here I thought this was his least favorite movie of all time!) Kathleen: 4 Troy: 4 Dave: 4
Be sure to watch the film that the cast called “Dumb, in all the ways that dumb can be enjoyable” or “One of the most Good Beer Bad Movie Night movies that we’ve ever movied”!
Tammy and the T-Rex is one of those films that you just can NOT figure out how it got made, until someone reminds you that it was shot in the 90’s, and then it all makes sense.
Plus, we drink beer-adjacent drinks!
Mike’s Hard Lemonade – We did this because it’s Kathleen’s birthday month, and when she’s in charge, you never know WHAT you’re going to get. She mostly wanted to prove to us that tar-belly is real, and give us all a chance to wax nostalgic about underage drinking.
Drekker Braaaaains Raspberry Guava Smoothie Bar – Unbeknownst to us, we drink Drekker Brewery’s Braaaaaains Sour for the second time. (though, the first time we drank a Blackberry / Guava Lemonade version of it for Zombie Strippers) We were not upset by this at all, seeing as how it was f*cking delicious.
Happy New Year! The gang is kicking off 2024 with special guest Josh from The Evil Deaths podcast. We cover a Jaws rip-off for no particular reason. Sadly Dave was out of town but the whole gang will be joining Josh on his podcast later this month covering Blood Hook.
Dave was dearly missed and you can tell we needed him since we can’t even figure out how to open a beer correctly. We NEED you Dave. No more PTO for you.
Pete hit the jackpot and nailed the Six Minute Synopsis at EXACTLY six minutes. A GBBMN first! Kathleen still calls him a cheater.
Happy Holiday to one and all. The GBBMN crew had such a good time recording the Santa Charlie skit that we decided to release the unedited version as a gift to you. We goof on Charlie and Nate from Give Me Back My Action and Horror Movies podcast but it all in good fun. We love you guys and I expect retaliation in the near future.
Pete was truly excited to see a Hallmark holiday film starring GBBMN’s patron saint Bruce Campbell. I mean, how bad can it be? It’s got Bruce! Oh how terribly wrong he was. The gang desperately tries to avoid talking about this snooze-fest by remembering all the good movies we’ve watched in the past, like The Swarm for instance.
Pete struggles through explaining what is a Berliner Weiss style beer. He’s supposed to be the beer expert, right. Someone needs to take away his membeership card.
Friends, we’ve seen some bad movies in the past but this one may have exceeded The Swarm as the most reviled film we’ve ever covered. Just listen to the show and please, for the love of Bruce Campbell, never watch this pile of garbage. Dave’s idea for Hallmark Presents: A Christmas Piano has more promise.
This movie nearly broke the case and we’re happy it’s in the rearview window. You have my word that we will do better next year. That said, we’re going to hit the ground running in 2024. We’re so excited to bring more silliness to your ears.
Continuing his weird obsession with 1980s fantasy movies, Dave subjected the cast to Legend (1985), starring Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, and Tim Curry as Darkness.
The cast discuss style over substance, whether the movies we were permitted to watch as children messed us up as adults, and the risks of watching director’s cuts for a podcast about bad movies. We also spend a disproportionate amount of time discussing Tim Curry’s terrifying yet intensely, uncomfortably sexy performance.
It’s Troy’s Birthday! To “celebrate” this momentous occasion, he has exposed all our brains to Walter Hill’s 1984 Rock & Roll Fable flop, Streets of Fire.
Grease up your hair and slap on some bracers as we travel to another place and another time. A time where everyone speaks tough guy and where motorcycles are one tiny spark away from erupting into a ball of fire. A time where Troy can’t shut up about Jim Steinman music, and how much he loves it. A time of weird ass “whoosh-y” transitions between scenes.
Troy brings us something different for his birthday brews, as one of those beers is no beer at all! He dares to bring a CIDER to a BEER podcast. Pantywaist.
