EP018 – The Dungeonmaster: Ragewar (1984)

The Dungeonmaster or Ragewar

Highlights of episode 18

  • Will we forgive Troy for his birthday selection?  We get some full frontal nudity within the first 3 minutes of the film so he may get a pass.
  • Is it really a good idea to have seven different people direct seven different stories? This movie points to “no”.
  • Richard Mull gets a little handsy with our female lead. Gross.
  • We get a special guest appearance of Blackie Lawless giving us some major metal face.
  • What do you do when you run out of ideas but need to end the movie?  You end the movie.

EP016 – Tuff Turf (1985) Super Sized Episode

Highlights from the show

  • Special Guest Host and Superfan Jen schools the cast with one for the best Six-Minute Synopsis the show has ever had.  Clearly, Jen raises the bar for the show and make it way smarter than it was ever intended to be.
  • However, in one swift move, Jen loses points by surprising the cast with beverages that aren’t what one would describe as beer.
  • Star Watch: This film could be described as an Avengers prequel if you were from Bizzaro-World where the Earth is a cube.
  • Jen learned words.  Specifically ABV.
  • Pete stayed relatively sober.  Relative to what is still in question.
  • Dave swore to take the cast down with his as he’s now on a quest to make us all suffer.
  • Jen gave Tuff Turf a Six-Pack Rating of “Less Than Zero.”  I see what you did there, Jen.

EP015 – Werequito: Nazi Hunter (2016)

Episode 15 Highlights (or low-lights depending on your perspective.)

  • GBBMN contributed some moolah to help Christopher R. Mihm make his next feature film; Queen of Snakes (2019) and got our name in the credits!! http://www.sainteuphoria.com/queen.html
  • Christopher R. Mihm’s entire catalog of films can be streamed on Amazon Prime.
  • Please join the cast in thinking of other Crystal references.
  • Two 9% + beers may not have been the best idea as the podcast gets a little loopy and long winded toward the end. And by little I mean sloppy.

EP014 – Speed Racer (2008)

Highlights from episode 14

  • Pete goes off the deep end with his 6-minute synopsis and presents the stunned cast with his own dark fan theory.
  • Summer is here and that means fishing!  We have a taste of Land Grant’s Grapefruit Walleye.  The “Gheory” is tested with this one.
  • Fifty Foot Brewery weaves a tale from an unpublished book, “Adventures in Homebrewing” and shares their new Soma Berry Cider with the cast.
  • John Goodman, Susan Sarandon and Christina Ricci turn in fantastic performances while simultaneously getting their throats slit by the nonsensical storytelling.
  • The bizzare restaurant Kathleen was talking about with the spaghetti Ice cream; Culvers!
  • Kathleen and Pete finally agree on a rating


EP013 – Ship of Monsters

Highlights from Episode 13

  • Watch the film on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB2THkkKigU
  • Make sure to send in feedback and make fun of Pete screwing up all the Spanish names.
  • Our hero, Eulalio González, had a long successful career as a norteño comedian.  He’s still got it in this video from 1988. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60tJMWQh-4
  • Don’t forget to head over to the website and read Troy’s explanation of the Gheory.  http://goodbeerbadmovienight.com/the-gheory/
  • Troy completely lost his shit at Dave’s Uncle Finger reference and we had to cut about 5 minutes of Troy giggling.
  • Central Ohio residents will do themselves a favor by visiting the Kenny Road Market or the Beer Mecca. https://www.facebook.com/KennyRoadMarket/
  • Uk, Tagual and Carasus toys can be found over at the Monsters in Motion website. https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/index.php?main_page=advanced_search_result&search_in_description=0&x=0&y=0&keyword=ship+of+monsters
  • Editing…all the editing….

EP012 – Bio-Zombie (1998)

Highlights from episode 12

-Pete’s six minute synapses was rough but still got it in under the allotted time.

-GBBMN first: Kathleen didn’t fall asleep to this one but she did walk out on the film.

-Dave wasn’t drunk but his brain was and it checked out a few times much to the amusement of the rest of the cast.

-Angela Tong was NOT in The Walking Dead as Pete first thought.  Instead she was in Walking The Dead (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1573485/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1)


EP 011 – The Swarm (1978)

Highlights from Episode 11

  • Dave is 2 for 2 in selecting a unanimous 6 beer rating for another poor film choice.
  • There are SIX Academy Award winners in this film which NONE of them earned for this dreadful movie.
  • Dave apologizes to the cast for this film is a unique way.
  • Diesel Punk and Great Lakes Breweries are featured.
  • Who the HELL decided that this turd of a film needed and extended cut?
  • Thankfully we are informed by the ending credits included a disclaimer which reads: ‘The African killer bee portrayed in this film bears absolutely no relationship to the industrious, hardworking American honey bee [sic] to which we are indebted for pollinating vital crops that feed our nation.
  • Phil may have retired. Or has he??



EP010 – Ski School (1990)

Highlights from Episode 10

  • With the Winter Olympics just around the corner we thought it appropriate to take a look at a very inappropriate sex comedy that also happens to have a little skiing in it.
  • Troy took one for the team and pulled a 6-minute synapses out of his butt.
  • Having seen this film in high school, both Dave and Pete should be ashamed of themselves.
  • Four new microphones help the cast sound their best ever.  Too bad the movie makes us all want to cry.
  • Featured breweries: Fatheads and Columbus Brewing Company

EP009 – Jack Frost (1997)

Highlights from Episode 8

  • Blame falls squarely on the Spooky Pinball Podcast for our review of Jack Frost.  Thanks guys but please don’t do us any more favors.
  • Pete abused this month’s beer to the point where it was as bad as the movie.  Our humblest of apologizes to the Hoppin’ Frog Brewery.  We will do this again.
  • The Instagram account has a hilarious video of us pouring out the slush beer.  I’m so ashamed of myself.
  • The wise cracking killer ship had sailed by 1997 and left Jack Frost behind on shore.  I really wish they had taken Jack with them.