EP069 – The Legend of Tarzan (2016)

  • Pete’s wife, Jodi, used her powers of persuasion to get the cast to watch this turd. While not the worst thing we’ve every reviewed, Jodi is no longer allowed to pick movies, no matter how sick she is.
  • This is two shows in a row that Pete has FAILED the Six Minute Synapses time limit. He is worthless and weak. Be better, dummy.
  • Troy has asked the listeners to send the cast beer suggestions. If you have a favorite we will do our best to find it. Getting small craft selections can prove impossible but give us what you got and we will try our very best.
  • If you want to learn more about the atrocities of King Leopold in the Congo HERE it is in a nutshell. Not a happy video.
  • Pete got the term Free Rise Fermentation completely wrong. It has nothing to do with wild yeast fermentation but rather allowing the to warm up gradually through the natural exothermic chemical reaction instead of artificially increasing the temperature of the wert to encourage the yeast to begin fermentation. Tune in next month for more of quality GBBMN Edu-tainment.
  • He doesn’t know it yet but when we finally set up the GBBMN Patreon our highest tier is going to be a video of Troy and his bow legs, high stepping in his high school marching band.
  • Pete, again, fails to comprehend how time works and forgot that he and Troy were already on the live stream of the movie Crabs! Head over to YouTube for a review of this amazing indie movie.
  • Congratulations to our friends Dan and Brennon over at the Corrupted Youth Podcast for hitting six years. Keep it coming guys. I’ll see you at the summer conventions.
  • Featured Beer:
  • Shout out to our friends Dark Adaptation and Spoils of Horror.
  • Don’t forget to check out all the shows over at the Give Me Back My Podcast Network.
  • Six-Pack Rating
    • Dave – 3
    • Kathleen – 4
    • Troy – 4
    • Pete – 4
Good Beer Bad Movie Night
Good Beer Bad Movie Night
EP069 - The Legend of Tarzan (2016)
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EP068 – Death Spa (1988)

  • Happy New Year, listener, welcome to 2023. The question for our first episode of the year is, Has Pete picked the most perfect movie for GBBMN? Does this movie completely embody the the essence and the spirit of GBBMN? Has Kathleen reached a new level of loathing for the show and more specifically Pete for selecting this film? Was it worst than “The Swarm?” These questions and more will all be answered.
  • Pete is still the Six minute synapsis. Can he keep his record perfect?
  • Speaking of the Six Minute Synapsis, the best joke of the bit is lost when the cast thinks the mention of “PE” is for physical education and not premature ejaculation. There’s a damn good joke down the drain.
  • Getting stuck in the Denver International gave Pete PTSD but we tried to make the best of it by poking fun of Southwest Airlines. Assholes.
  • Not wiping down gym equipment after your sweaty ass is done with it is an affront to god. Please wipe down the machines, you mongoloid.
  • Inspired by the health spa, Kathleen brought the boys some genuine Spa Eye Patches. Check Facebook and Instagram to see how ridiculous the boys look.
  • Pete needs to turn in his pulp fiction membership card. Tarzan was NOT created by Robert E. Howard but rather Edgar Rice Burroughs. Pete is a dummy.
  • The cast made some new friends and hope you head over to listen to their show.
  • Featured Beers:
  • Six-Pack Rating
    • Kathleen: 5
    • Pete: 1
    • Troy: 1
    • Dave: 1

Good Beer Bad Movie Night
Good Beer Bad Movie Night
EP068 - Death Spa (1988)
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